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PostSubject: 急救专家   Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:08 am

京城来了急救专家,据说,把死人救活是他的绝技。地方小医院的大夫们诚惶诚恐,纷纷讨教。
  甲大夫问:“教授先生,如果在事发现场,病人无呼吸,无心跳怎么处置?”
  专家说:“口对口呼吸,体外心脏按摩。”谁都会,是谁提这么弱智的问题?底下的大夫想。
  乙大夫问:“教授先生,病人送到医院,心跳,呼吸停止怎么处理?”
  专家说:“电起搏,使用呼吸机。”老一套,电影上都常演,大夫们想。
  丙大夫问:“如果电起搏也不起作用呢?”
  专家说:“那就直接心脏内注射药物。”这也不稀奇,大夫们盼着有人提出更高的问题,难住专家。
  丁大夫终于开口了:“病人心跳停止4小时,各种措施都无效,该怎么办?”
  专家不愧为专家,他轻轻一笑,说道:“那,赶紧去看看病人家属还在吗
,别让他们‘逃费’跑掉了。”
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